Break Rebel Pillows

'Management doesn't encourage breaks.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

I did it my way.

'Your place or mine?'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"I really got used to working from home."

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

Dating the efficiency expert.

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'One question, Vicar. Is it bad luck to invite any of the other people we're sleeping with?'

Rugby Player

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'I think it's fair to say we're opposed to tame sex marriage.'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

Rules and procedure

Cluster Catastrophe

'I'm sorry, Jerome. Instead of marriage and having kids, I've decided just to have myself cloned.'

Lance, the more I drink, the funnier you get! That's why the Fusco brothers are starting a campaign urging Americans to pour beer over their breakfast cereal instead of milk, as they read the comics.

"Call me when you've learned how to have an adult relationship with your apartment."

"And what's the nature of today's visit?"

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

'Surprised she's getting married again. In lieu of wedding gifts, she's asking for donations to help retain a divorce lawyer.'