Break Rebel Prints

'Management doesn't encourage breaks.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

I did it my way.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"I really got used to working from home."

Dating the efficiency expert.

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'One question, Vicar. Is it bad luck to invite any of the other people we're sleeping with?'

Rugby Player

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

'I think it's fair to say we're opposed to tame sex marriage.'

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

'I'm sorry, Jerome. Instead of marriage and having kids, I've decided just to have myself cloned.'

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

Rules and procedure

Cluster Catastrophe

"Call me when you've learned how to have an adult relationship with your apartment."

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

We've looked at this data from every angle.I guess it's time for someone to actually read it.

I'm on Break.