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'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Here we are."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Doughboy Dad

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Early Morning Roll Call.

French bread

Come dine with me!

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'