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'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Here we are."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Doughboy Dad

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

Early Morning Roll Call.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

French bread

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

Come dine with me!

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"