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'I know it's not much of a bonus, but it does include unlimited breadsticks.'

Benefits of going out to eat with Jesus.

Endless Breadstick

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Here we are."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Doughboy Dad

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

Early Morning Roll Call.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Come dine with me!

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

French bread

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Toast kidnapper.

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."