Breadstick Enthusiast Gifts

'I know it's not much of a bonus, but it does include unlimited breadsticks.'

Benefits of going out to eat with Jesus.

Endless Breadstick

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Here we are."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Doughboy Dad

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Early Morning Roll Call.

French bread

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

Come dine with me!

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

Toast kidnapper.

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"