Bread Hitter Prints

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Doughboy Dad

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Jesus breaks the bread.

I bake my own bread.

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Early Morning Roll Call.

Come dine with me!

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

French bread

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Baker

The chefs were helping local actors who were tired of having short roles... by giving them a long loaf!