Bravura Appreciator Gifts

Trumpets Green

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Trump! The Musical

Night of the Zombonies.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

The Book Lover

Final words on gravestones.

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Cow Kong

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Drunk Vampire

"We pay the living dead wage."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

"Everyone loved working with Doctor Patel... Beer!"

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