Bravery Badge Holder Pillows

'I'm being awarded a medal for valor for ordering the chef's surprise.'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

Skiing.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

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"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"I am not afraid of you!"

"You're afraid of what?"

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Beer Sergeant.

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

Continental marshal

Knight

Starting is the scariest part.

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

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'How many merit badges do you have?'