Bravery Badge Holder T-Shirts

'I'm being awarded a medal for valor for ordering the chef's surprise.'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

Skiing.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

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"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"You're afraid of what?"

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Continental marshal

Knight

Beer Sergeant.

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

Starting is the scariest part.

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'How many merit badges do you have?'

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

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'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"Here comes my doctor ... I know the click and clatter of his ID badges."