Badge Of Honor Bearer T-Shirts

"I can assure you, it's a real degree... not an honorary one!"

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"I shop, therefore I am."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Je Suis Charlie

Welcome to middle management. Here's your shield.

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

King Richard I

Continental marshal

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

'How many merit badges do you have?'

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'The trend toward less alcohol consumption at office parties is having a bad effect on my health. Wine cooler bottles are heavier than beer cans.'

'I got this one for failing to earn a merit badge.'

Cubans are happy despite bad weather.

"He's bracing himself for disappointment."

"Uh, oh, I forgot this is evaluation day..."

Paris Olympics opening ceremony

"I have my standards even if they're only industry standards."

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"You've literally watched one game."

'I'm being awarded a medal for valor for ordering the chef's surprise.'

"Sorry... we're a juice bar now."

Cuban identity

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

No confused expressions - 'Hey you!'

'Oh, Doctor! Did he hurt you?'

Happy cop.