Brave Branding Buff Pillows

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Have you no common scents?!'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Some scents are nonsense.

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

Final words on gravestones.

Gerald Ratner's return

Your ad here!

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

SupermarketAwful Market.

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Try thinking like a different brand."

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

Our New Slogan: Make Money.

"I believe in consistent branding."

Whatever works for you.

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

The Bargain Brand

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'