Brand Evolution Follower Gifts

"I'm not the same Snuggle fabric softner bear you knew when you were a kid, Nina. If you know what's good for you, you'll forget all about me."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"Like my new haircut?"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Giraffe Selfie

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

The Aging of Underwear

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

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