Brand Evolution Follower Prints

"I'm not the same Snuggle fabric softner bear you knew when you were a kid, Nina. If you know what's good for you, you'll forget all about me."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'We've re-branded.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"Like my new haircut?"

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"What are you doing?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Giraffe Selfie

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

The Aging of Underwear

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

"Port outbound, starboard home."