Brainy Dresser T-Shirts

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Bear Costume

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Advocado

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Do you like my little black number?'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

'I'll take it!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Snail Man

"We should start wearing masks."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

Christmas sweater alternatives

Savory Types

A Meeting of Great Ties.

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

The Costumer Is Always Right

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Spider Web Stocking

Put on your Easter bonnet!