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"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

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Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

French bread

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

Salvador Deli

'You say that you were a chef before retraining as an accountant?... That's good, we could use a bookkeeper who can cook.'

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

'I'm afraid we've reached the point where we have to cut out luxuries. How do you feel about food?'

"Fiction or non-fiction?"

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

'Is it just me or are these dog food flavors the same as the entrees at the restaurant we ate at last night.'

'What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?'

Window sign: Tastes just like chicken cafe...open

White Water Cookery

"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

'The flavour of this is great so far - pass the pickled onions and rasberry jam.'

Why the chicken crossed the road.

"I'll have the steak tartar. Make sure it's well done!"