Brain Anatomy Gifts

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

The Map of the human brain

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

Dog forced to return bone

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Spindle Neurons

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

Dog training

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

'While you're doing his brain surgery, can you tweak things a bit so he'll stop picking his nose at the dinner table?'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Body Systems

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