Boxing Spectators Mugs

'That's round one started, lads'.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Raging Bull on Ice

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Smite him, my son!"

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."