Boxing League President Pillows

A young Don King

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Smite him, my son!"

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

Wrestling Champion.

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

Boxing Snowmen.

'Don't forget this is the round you take a dive.'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Boxer's Hair Styles.

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

Attorney Punching Bag

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

"I love Boxing Day"

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'