Box Set Binge-watcher Gifts

'To be honest, I find I watch most things on box set these days.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

Working from Home.

3D

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

'Well I'm telling you we could have a perfectly fine holiday without it!'

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!