Box Office Manager Pillows

Tragedy. Comedy. Booking Fee.

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

"Can I have a restricted view seat. I can't stand the sight of the star turn."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

Dance.

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

The Suite Hereafter

Mini Bar

TV stage door

'What if I promise not to look?'

No early morning tea past this landing

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

Special! Continental breakfast...$3.99: 'What continent is this suppose to represent - Antarctica!'

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

'Bed & Bagel'

Welcome to Hollywood

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

The Odd Couple.

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.