Box Office Employee Pillows

Will call. Won't answer.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'It was great. I hated it.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Moulin Rouge Security

Information booth attendant solves equation

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Stunt lemmings.

'Once again, I fold.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

Welcome to Hollywood

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

Tonto Casino.

Casting Director

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

At the celebrity jobcentre...

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"Please do not panic. You're only required to turn off your mobile device during the movie."

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

A panhandler with a sign that reads "I'll never work in this town again!".

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

"Ahem."

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'