Box Office Attendant Pillows

'It was great. I hated it.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

Welcome to Hollywood

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

Museum Guard Portrait

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"Apparently it's a temporary exhibit."

Landlord makes a song and dance about the rent at a theatre

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

Jan Arnolfini and his wife...(it was a boy)

'Sure we're concerned about terrorism, but the only bombs we've seen around here are some of the movies we've booked.'

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

"This job really takes a toll on you."

"Can I have a restricted view seat. I can't stand the sight of the star turn."

Park bench attendent giving a man a ticket

"I flunked out of acting school, but it was good training. I know how to act like I know what I'm doing."

Cinemaplex

Rodins way out

"Would you like me to go and get one of our experts so that they can tell you whether it makes you want to laugh, dance, since or cry."

'What an old film.'

Turnpike Kissing Booth

"I thought it was a little campy."

'A return? But then you might as well stay here?'

"He talks the talk, he walks the walk. Must he also sing the songs?"

'The manager said to pick up a trailer for the movie we're showing. I don't understand why.'

"Now comes the downside to this job - I need the toilet!"

'For the last time, Kevin - I'm not carrying a torch for you. I'm a cinema usherette.'

An officer purchasing a train ticket

'I think that'll do!' says man to attendent filling up car, as car burps.