'Sure we're concerned about terrorism, but the only bombs we've seen around here are some of the movies we've booked.'
Box Office Analysis Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the thrill of the box office or a fascination with film data? Our collection offers humorous and thoughtful items perfect for movie enthusiasts and industry analysts. From clever mugs to stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints, find the ideal way to show off your love for film analysis and the magic of cinema.
"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'
"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"
'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'
"I'm the bad guy..."
'The recession is over, again.'
'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'
"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"
100 best beheadings
"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"
End of Year Figs.
'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'
"And, of course, this is when all our loose change fell out of our pockets."
Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'
Business Outlook
'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'
'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'
Quiet Please: Merger In Progress
'Scary movie?'
"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"
Customer Complaints - "Thank you, Thompson, for collecting the statistics."
"And these projections are based solidly on hope, crossed fingers, and fear."
Welcome to Hollywood
'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'
Export
'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'
"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"
"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."
"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."
"Well, there it is in black and white - we're in the red."
'I'm keen on precise statistics as the next person...'
"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"
'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.'
"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"
BP corporation has money spewing uncontrollably from it.
Box Office Analysis Gifts Collection
Box Office Analysis Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for film lovers who appreciate clever designs inspired by box office success.
Box Office Analysis Pillows
Cozy up with pillows that celebrate your love for cinema and box office stats in a fun and stylish way.
Box Office Analysis Prints
Find prints that capture the excitement of blockbuster hits and cinematic insights, perfect for any movie enthusiast's space.
Box Office Analysis T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that speak to movie buffs and industry analysts alike—wear your passion for film analysis with pride.