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'Sure we're concerned about terrorism, but the only bombs we've seen around here are some of the movies we've booked.'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I'm the bad guy..."

'The recession is over, again.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

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"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

"And, of course, this is when all our loose change fell out of our pockets."

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

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'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'Scary movie?'

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Customer Complaints - "Thank you, Thompson, for collecting the statistics."

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

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'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

'I'm keen on precise statistics as the next person...'

"Well, there it is in black and white - we're in the red."

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.'

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

'Do you want to watch the stock market channel: 'The best of times'...or the News channel: 'The worst of times?''

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'