Bowmaster Gifts

'Be right back, Bob... I need to visit the other tree!'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Local Knowledge

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing sign.

Man fishing with large bait

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A Bloody Butcher

Zenemies.

Yoga.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Guru.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Slug Bait- snails love it

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Show off."

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

Brickie's Mate

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"Hoarder."