Bowl Game Devotee Pillows

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Raheem Sterling

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

Bowling ball head.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"You're the sport on my telly"

The game comes first...

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Football Delivery

Rugby Mad.

Bowl Games.

Baseball Cheating

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

Turkey With All the Trimmings

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."