Bowl Game Devotee Pillows

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Bowling ball head.

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

The game comes first...

Football Delivery

"You're the sport on my telly"

Rugby Mad.

Bowl Games.

Baseball Cheating

Turkey With All the Trimmings

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"