Endangered Feces: Prune Juice
Bowel Movement Enthusiast Pillows
Add comfort and comedy to their space—our pillows with witty phrases and playful designs are ideal for those who love to keep humor close, whether on the sofa or their favorite chair.
'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'
The Tragedy of Prosperity
'I'm trying to toilet train them.'
Bring flag factories back to America.
"it appears I'm being relocated"
"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."
"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."
'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'
"Amazing. For the fifth consecutive month the polling shows I'm the most popular foetus here."
"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"
At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.
'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'
"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."
The Latest in Wheelburros
Pedestrian parking only.
"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."
'Have you considered a second bathroom?'
Interpretive marathon
'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'
Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!
"Nice try, but I saw you put your fitness tracker on the dog this morning."
"I shamble five miles every day."
Dancing in Color
'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'
"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."
"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."
Artist studies trampolinist.
Toilets of Tuscany Tour
Before consuming as directed, Millennial Alice needed assurance that they would not disturb her gut health.
This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.
'I have a friend who says his business has never been better. . . but then, he's a gastroenterologist!'
"Bad! He recommends both bran and prune juice!!"
The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.
"Watch out Stan, we've got a tail-gater."
Bowel Movement Enthusiast Pillows Collection
Bowel Movement Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our entire collection of mugs for bowel movement enthusiasts and find the perfect funny design to start their day with a smile.
Bowel Movement Enthusiast Prints
Check out our prints for bowel movement lovers—quirky and amusing art pieces to brighten up their home or office with a touch of humor.
Bowel Movement Enthusiast T-Shirts
Browse our range of t-shirts for bowel movement enthusiasts—fun, witty, and perfect for showcasing their unique sense of humor.