Bovine Fanatic Pillows

The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"You're famous, Angus."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

THe UDDER Side

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

Carpet Cows

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

It was an impulse buy.

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

'I love you guys!'

Triple Sock Cow

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!