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The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Pull the udder one

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"You're famous, Angus."

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Carpet Cows

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

It was an impulse buy.

'I love you guys!'

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Triple Sock Cow

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

'You two, sort it out!'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"