Bovine Bodybuilders Pillows

'STOP DOING SIT-UPS!'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"We're exclusively delts."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"They’re real."

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Gym Dog

Pull the udder one

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."