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Les Bons Bourgeois - Returning home between 11 o'clock and midnight

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Tempest in a Teapot

"I'll tell you what I'm looking for! I'm looking for a yes man, Jenson. Do you think you could fit that bill?"

Demonic Repossession.

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

Daily Routine

"So we all agree to reduce our company motto to 'It was the least we could do'?"

Early Man Late Man

'So this is the company's new mission statement.'

"We're looking for people to fire."

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

'You deserve a bonus, but of course we can't give you one. Instead, we offer a pat on the back and five atta boys.'

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

"My name is Bob and I'm looking for a 'Yesirree' man."

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

NOW HIRING SECRETARY, 'Oh, what the heck -- typing is overrated anyway.'

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

'On the agenda for this meeting is sick leave...'

Turning around - searching for why hate happens.

Rat Race Resources.

"What is it again that we're the leading provider of?"

'The new role will involve some EXTRA responsibilities...of course you'll appreciate that there won't be any extra funding...It's a role for which you are uniquely qualified!'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

The Man of Taste.

'All hail, our economic Overlords!'

'We're proud to present you with the procrastinator of the year award. We haven't gotten around to ordering your framed certificate yet, though.'

CEO slumber

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

'Here's to another great year of sluggish sales, no growth and huge undeserved bonuses.'