Bourgeois Life Critic Pillows

Les Bons Bourgeois - Returning home between 11 o'clock and midnight

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"I'll tell you what I'm looking for! I'm looking for a yes man, Jenson. Do you think you could fit that bill?"

Demonic Repossession.

Daily Routine

Early Man Late Man

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

'So this is the company's new mission statement.'

"So we all agree to reduce our company motto to 'It was the least we could do'?"

"We're looking for people to fire."

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

NOW HIRING SECRETARY, 'Oh, what the heck -- typing is overrated anyway.'

'You deserve a bonus, but of course we can't give you one. Instead, we offer a pat on the back and five atta boys.'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

"My name is Bob and I'm looking for a 'Yesirree' man."

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

Turning around - searching for why hate happens.

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

'On the agenda for this meeting is sick leave...'

Rat Race Resources.

'The new role will involve some EXTRA responsibilities...of course you'll appreciate that there won't be any extra funding...It's a role for which you are uniquely qualified!'

"What is it again that we're the leading provider of?"

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

'All hail, our economic Overlords!'

CEO slumber

'We're proud to present you with the procrastinator of the year award. We haven't gotten around to ordering your framed certificate yet, though.'

The Man of Taste.

'Here's to another great year of sluggish sales, no growth and huge undeserved bonuses.'

A beach has meters.