Billionaire Critics T-Shirts

Jeff Bezos Caricature - Donald's Bozo

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

Corporate person hood!

Mice 25¢

We should promote many of our staff to management positions...

"What is it again that we're the leading provider of?"

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"The filthy rich"

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

CEO slumber

"Workers have obligation to limit their economic demands to make the USA more competitive!"

"A motion to democratize the board has been made and quashed."

'Sell during a boom; buy during a bust - that sounds more like Warren Buffett instead of Buddha.'

Lining our pockets since 1987.

Les Bons Bourgeois - Returning home between 11 o'clock and midnight

"It appears you're a bit overqualified to be exploited but somewhat underqualified to exploit others."

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

'Frenzy Corp: 20,000 people in 14 countries working themselves into a flippin' nervous breakdown so that your every whim is satisfied.

Stockopolis.

"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."