Billionaire Critics Prints

Jeff Bezos Caricature - Donald's Bozo

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Tempest in a Teapot

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

I Want to be a Drone President

"Hey, look at me, I'm a space billionaire."

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

Mice 25¢

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

Corporate person hood!

We should promote many of our staff to management positions...

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"What is it again that we're the leading provider of?"

There's Riches in Diversity

CEO slumber

"The filthy rich"

"Workers have obligation to limit their economic demands to make the USA more competitive!"

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

"A motion to democratize the board has been made and quashed."

If they sentence me, I'll simply pay to refurbish the penitentiary. It will be my own little six star hotel!

Les Bons Bourgeois - Returning home between 11 o'clock and midnight

"Okay, I have contributed to the total devastation of the planet because I wanted to make more profit. But I called my 12th 450 HP Luxury Limousine 'Greta'. Doesn't that count?"

Virtue Signaling for Organizations Messaging to Black Lives Matter

Lining our pockets since 1987.

'Sell during a boom; buy during a bust - that sounds more like Warren Buffett instead of Buddha.'

"It appears you're a bit overqualified to be exploited but somewhat underqualified to exploit others."

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."

Stockopolis.