Billionaire Buffs T-Shirts

"Mine's bigger."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

I am billing, therefore I am.

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

America's funniest investment scams

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

'Very nice, but I was hoping they'd be a little bit more obscene.'

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

"Any sign of recovery yet?"

Black Hole Exhibit

"All power to the board of directors!"

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.