Bottled Water Skeptic Pillows

'If I'm not mistaken, Mayfield is a sewage treatment plant.'

"He's still bitter that bottled water ruined his reign as king of the water cooler."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"I'm addicted to water."

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

Make your own bottled water.

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'Tap water?! As if.'

"Martha and Lee are going to be doing our environmental hand-wringing."

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

'I've got an idea. Why don't we just tack on the word 'natural' to our pesticide sprays?'

Carbon capture and storage

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

"I told you not to give them a bath in hot water!"

The Source of all water

'He doesn't use drinking fountains. He can't swim.'

''Earn our bread by the sweat of our brow'? -- is that sanitary?'

"Their water is all locally sourced."

Faux Help

Political Parties in Rival Tree Planting Pledges

"As a communist, my great-grandfather was subjected to hatred and discrimination. As a bourgeois-conservative smoker who drives a car with an internal combustion engine I continue this tradition."

'I carbon off-set by donating to the Conservative party.'

Yorkshire Water - "Time to take a leak Gentlemen ?"

Coke Dealer

"What's up with the bottled water?"

'She hates getting her feet wet.'

"So what if we don't have a computer...at least we have a website."