Bottled Water Pillows

"I'm addicted to water."

Captain in a storm

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Neptune

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

"He's still bitter that bottled water ruined his reign as king of the water cooler."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"I can remember when water was just wet."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

Ad Valorem

Make your own bottled water.

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

The Hudson River School of Art.

"Your water, sir."

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

'Don't even think about it. Your food bill is high enough.'

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

Dehydrated H2O Just Add Water

Soothing Waterfall

Jack and Jill Find Vending Machine

"Still sparkling"

"I'm from the future and, yes, we are still carrying around those little water bottles."

Wine Hourglass

Two water wells with buckets one marked 'Hot' and 'Cold'

Tap Dancing School - 'We only use tap water.'

Water/Still water/Not water any more.

I know, I know, you told me not to get a convertible!