Bottle-browser T-Shirts

"'Adds body and fullness.' Maybe it's this conditioner and not my diet that's the problem."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Great British Eccentrics.

The practical psychopath

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Myths and legends...

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Wine Talking

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Face Painting.

The New Yorker Book of Cartoons that No One Can Understand

World politics book: Who's taking out whom

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

Books - 'Cooking a duck' & 'Ducking a cook'.