Botanical Investigator Pillows

'I'm not here for a refund. I'm here for a postmortem.'

Wildlife

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Plant Lady

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Horti-Culture

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Painting taking root...

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Honest Vending

Botany Baby!

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Mad about Roses!

The Garden

"Get out of my face!"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'That plant food really works!'

Medicinal plants

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.