Nature Investigator Pillows

Naturalist discovers biomass fuel plant in anthill.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Fly Football

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Duck Hunt

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Are we there yet?'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

The prying mantis,

What does aloof mean?

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"