Nature Investigator Pillows

Naturalist discovers biomass fuel plant in anthill.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Wildlife

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Duck Hunt

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Are we there yet?'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

What does aloof mean?

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"