Nature Spy Pillows

"You were right---this makes birding way cooler."

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Barks in code.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Duck Hunt

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

The prying mantis,

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Vegetarian Birds

What does aloof mean?

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Beware of the frog"