Germ Investigator Pillows

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

The new global mantra flag for the future

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Getting Rid of the Cure

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

This might take a while

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

Criminal Germs

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

Trick or Treatment.

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

Contagious Diseases.

'Put it under my microscope!'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

Ebola Clinic

"Good news, Mr. Vanderfirth. We've traced your lineage back to a woman who lived in East Africa two hundred thousand years ago."

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

"According to my analysis, if Travis has the office cold this week, I'll catch it next week, and then Brenda -- which means that Susan should start sniffling right around Thanksgiving."

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

"I'm not taking any chances!"

Protoxoan social distancing.

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.