Germ Investigator Mugs

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

The new global mantra flag for the future

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

This might take a while

Getting Rid of the Cure

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

Criminal Germs

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

Trick or Treatment.

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

Ebola Clinic

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'Put it under my microscope!'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Contagious Diseases.

"Good news, Mr. Vanderfirth. We've traced your lineage back to a woman who lived in East Africa two hundred thousand years ago."

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

"According to my analysis, if Travis has the office cold this week, I'll catch it next week, and then Brenda -- which means that Susan should start sniffling right around Thanksgiving."

"Spread the gospel, not germs. Wash your hands!"

Protoxoan social distancing.

Insect Evolution Research Lab. Eureka! I've found the root of all weevils!

'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."