Botanical Blunder Enthusiast T-Shirts

'It's poison oak!'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Summer wants.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

"You spoil that plant!"

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

House Plant Party

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

Give Chlorophyll.

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

"Lily, Rose, this is Violet."

'I love plants and it also give me many more places to hide.'

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

'I've decided to go straight!'

'Don't listen to anyone. I think you're beautiful...even if you are a weed.'