Botanical Blunder Enthusiast T-Shirts

'It's poison oak!'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"What are you in for?"

Summer wants.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"You spoil that plant!"

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

House Plant Party

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

Give Chlorophyll.

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

"Lily, Rose, this is Violet."

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

You're forcing 2,000 tulips for one girl's sweet 16 party?! Yep. Haven't they heard? The country's having really tough times. Tree's Tree Nursery. Organic. Plant food. The family is concerned. They're making sacrifices, too. Oh? They wanted 3,000. Golden parachutes all around.

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

'I love plants and it also give me many more places to hide.'

'Don't listen to anyone. I think you're beautiful...even if you are a weed.'