Botanical Banter Enthusiast T-Shirts

Bring botanical banter to everyday wear with our witty plant-themed t-shirts. Stylish, fun, and full of leafy humor—ideal for those who love to showcase their green thumbs and sense of humor.

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'I think you've talked it to death, dear.'

'I think you've talked it to death, dear.' mockup

'I think you've talked it to death, dear.'

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'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!' mockup

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

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"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?" mockup

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

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House plants

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"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?" mockup

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

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"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally." mockup

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

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'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

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Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant mockup

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

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'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.' mockup

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

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You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids. mockup

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

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The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'. mockup

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

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"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!" mockup

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

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'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!' mockup

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

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"Have you got any man eating plants?" mockup

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

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"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother." mockup

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

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House Plant Party

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This plant is a lousy malingerer! mockup

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

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A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears. mockup

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

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"You spoil that plant!"

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"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums." mockup

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

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"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!" mockup

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

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"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade." mockup

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

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'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.' mockup

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

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"I used to be a tulip in a previous life" - Reincarnation

"I used to be a tulip in a previous life" - Reincarnation mockup

"I used to be a tulip in a previous life" - Reincarnation

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"Aren't those dead flowers fake?" mockup

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

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Give Chlorophyll.

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Blackbirds.

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"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

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Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward. mockup

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

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"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country." mockup

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

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'I love plants and it also give me many more places to hide.'

'I love plants and it also give me many more places to hide.' mockup

'I love plants and it also give me many more places to hide.'

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"Lily, Rose, this is Violet."

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Squawk dirty to me...

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Botanical Banter Enthusiast T-Shirts Collection

Botanical Banter Enthusiast Mugs

Explore our full range of botanical-themed mugs—perfect for plant lovers with a sense of humor. Find your next favorite mug among our witty and lush designs.

Botanical Banter Enthusiast Pillows

Add a green touch to your home decor with our botanical pillows. Soft, stylish, and infused with plant humor—perfect for botanical enthusiasts.

Botanical Banter Enthusiast Prints

Bring nature’s wit into your space with our botanical prints. They’re ideal for lovers of plants and clever humor, adding life and laughter to any room.