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"He likes it."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

Babies vs. Dogs

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"Being a working Mom is tough. All the whining and temper tantrums, and that's just my boss."

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

'What I enjoy most, is bossing people around!'

"It's from the We Experience Parenthood More Fully Than You collection."

'If a raise is what you want, Halverson, a raise is what you get!'

'Just remember that until you grow into a huge tree, I'm the grown-up around here!'

Poker Moms

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

'See! It's all in the wrist.'

'Call the shrink. Herold's experiencing his first case of rug rage!'

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

'Well, if my son does have a belligerent attitude, then he must have picked it up here at school.'

'Quit always tryin' to tell me what to do!'

'Typical new dad: the kid's still a maggot - barely able to squirm - but Dewey's already brought him a regulation size football.'

'Henderson - Come in here and rub my belly.'

'George - just what we need to help you get on your high horse!'

'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

"Look, who's driving this car, you or your mum?"

"Okay - we need to find something for you kids to do this summer..."

"Your mother tells me she caught you paying for porn and I'm very disappointed in you. . ."

My child could be a honor student if he tried harder.

'You remind me of my mother - She's always telling me what to do, too!'