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'Henderson - Come in here and rub my belly.'

"He likes it."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"I have good news and bad news, Tom. The good news is good for me. The bad news is bad for you."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Animal Band.

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

'It's your round.'

"You know very well what fish!"

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

'What I enjoy most, is bossing people around!'

'Here's your room... Just put your sample in here and buzz me when you're ready.'

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

'Just remember that until you grow into a huge tree, I'm the grown-up around here!'

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

Bee Bar

"Check out those two old drunks across the bar - That's us in ten years!"

'He's a bit camera shy.'

'Boy...usually it just gently weeps.'

'No, nothing permanent. Just maybe spend a little less time together each day, that's all.'

"Yes, sir, there's a fly in your soup... There's a fly in everybody's soup!"

'I can't say that I have a specific interest in presidents or scientists. What have you got in the way of autographs by short, obnoxious autocratic bosses?'

"I never got my name in lights, but once at a game I got my face on the Jumbotron."

"Hey, Pal. Am I right or am I wrong? There's a Jumbo jet but there's no Dumbo jet."

"Tonight: date with an angel: gonna meet her at seven: be on my way to heaven. Get the picture, Bob?"

"Stupid flu season."

The Beer Channel.

"Dang it, Seth! Are you still feeding those birds?"

'That surveillance camera...your wife put it in.'

"Why? Because I'm the master, that's why."

"I've got a boxer dog. Every time our doorbell ring, he goes into a corner..."