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"It's from the We Experience Parenthood More Fully Than You collection."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

Impressing dad.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

'I have one just like this at home. My five year old son painted it.'

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"