Boss Life Devotee Gifts

"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"I have good news and bad news, Tom. The good news is good for me. The bad news is bad for you."

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

Your call is important to us...

"May I remind you that I'm still in charge here, Baskin. And when I say, 'Jump,' you say, 'How many floors.'"

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

"Being a working Mom is tough. All the whining and temper tantrums, and that's just my boss."

Copy Room - Extra Copy Room

"Hey boss, what's the store motto this week; 'the customer's always right' or 'you can't please everyone?'"

'If a raise is what you want, Halverson, a raise is what you get!'

'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'

'It's J B's way of coping with being lonely at the top'

'What I enjoy most, is bossing people around!'

"Run for it, sir—the cops!"

"I've got a lot on my plate right now. For starters, I need to sharpen my pencil, refill my coffee and get a new comb."

Will Work for Ever

'She scares the hell out of me. She's creative, brainy and sexy.'

Ex-CEO, will work for millions.

'We'll just get you measured up for your cubicle and you'll be all set to work.'

"That happy little cloud floating over the Unicorp Building? I want that."

'I can't say that I have a specific interest in presidents or scientists. What have you got in the way of autographs by short, obnoxious autocratic bosses?'

"Have you ever wondered why a plain white piece of paper is called a pink slip?"

"I thought it was a living, breathing company policy."

'Ms. Green, send in someone to curb my optimism.'

"Why? Because I'm the master, that's why."

'It started with my calls, but now the boss won't even return my eye contact.'

"Look, who's driving this car, you or your mum?"

"That's the deal, pal-I've drawn my line in the sand."

'Need I remind you who is boss here?'