Border Guard T-Shirts

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

Ode to Joy - The Anthem of Europe

"Get ready and get those fences up!"

'...I'm afraid sir, you'll have to leave the squid in quarantine.'

ABSOLUTELY NO RIFF-RAFF!, 'That's all very well, but you still have to hire border guards.'

ABSOLUTELY NO RIFF-RAFF!, 'That's all very well, but you still have to hire border guards.'

German Border.

ABSOLUTELY NO RIFF-RAFF!, 'That's all very well, but you still have to hire border guards.'

Child Immigrants

One Day at the Border

"I afraid we won't allow these in our country."

Border Guard

"I don't care where you are from and that you greet us! You are an illegal immigrant and will be placed in a refugee camp!"

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Border guard

Schengen

UK border controls relaxed.

Collies Without Borders

Europe and immigration.

Crossing the Nachos Grande

Viva Belarus!

"It's marzipan pigs."

Man guarding a written border.

Crossing Borders

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

'Give me your bag Oscar - if you want to do the genius gag.'

"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."

Frontex

Immigration freedom

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

Not So Into This One

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

Border Collie

'Customs and Exercise.'